My Spam Tastes Funny

This spam leaves a funny taste in my mouth

OK I know that spam, although may not be right, is part of internet life but I have this great love hate relationship with it, I hate having to have a spam filter and to have to reset it/tweak things each time I join some new mailing list for the latest stupid/crap thing I find on the net

But the other side of it is what I find in my 'bulk mail box' and I did once take up all the offers I got in a week and ended up not only with a 37 foot penis (by adding the 3" at a time) but I found a lack of blood in the rest of my body after the 100 bottles of Viagra, and I am sort of reassured by the fact that at least I'm important enough to get some .......... imagine how far down the social ladder you would have to be for the spammers to think "Oh don't bother with him"

The other thing I find is the sort of spam I get when I first got my new computer and did a lot of work online answering questions of a physics nature and giving the once over to peoples ideas and adding scientific input I got loads offering me amazing deals on credit cards and bank loans, time shares and opportunities, now day I do *cough* other thing and it's all make it bigger and keep it up potions, though the one thing that they don't understand is the stuff I surf for makes it grow and stay that way ..... well for a while

So with the bomb shell conclusion of you are what your spammed hear are two junk mails I got in the last two weeks and I'm worried as to what it means I am (but obviously not that worried)

Number One was entitled "Get the Rollax you've dreamt of " ...
I've always dreamt of one like James Bond with a laser and a secret wire to garrotte poeple with but there you go

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The obviously spelt wrong brand name followed by just shear gibberish is beautiful and the second just transcends all description

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I've cut out about a 1000 or so lines of it but you get the idea